things people do:

watch tv

meet for meals

celebrate birthdays

have scary dreams

order extra ____

fall asleep on the couch

have too many drinks

pay bills late

take out trash

buy/use q-tips

take public transportation

commit crimes

build chairs

run laps

vomit!

bathe

trip

feed the dog

fly helicopters

whistle

fall in love

work all day

sleep all night

read in the dark

go on vacation

watch the clock

think theyre funny

think theyre fat

discover religion

drive through tunnels

stare in mirrors

talk about others

attend funerals

exit buildings

drink milk

paint rooms

play soccer

call cabs

swallow gum

eat apples

feel guilty

file taxes

crash cars

kill bugs

play music

tell lies

clean plates

forgive

follow

fuck 

struggle

steal

wonder

compile seemingly mundane but to some necessary lists of things people do to remember we all do them, even you do them too, and even if you have black hair and i orange and you live in uruguay and i here we are one in the same, we have something that connects us, and even if you wouldnt like me or we have opposing taste in shirts there is little difference between us besides these silly things.