Friday, September 17, 2010

songs my mother taught me

avoid stepping in oil. it is hard to get off your shoes and might stain whatever floor you are soon to be stepping on. beware of these spots in parking lots, particularly those in or surrounding shopping malls.


always take the second or third or better yet fifth item deep on grocery store shelves, never! the first. it may have been tested by another consumer in some capacity or another and affect your future experience with it, most likely with germs. if an item has been opened 


RUN.


when running long distances save your energy for the last 1/4. this is when everyone else gets tired and expects you to too and if you dont you might win!


only drink coffee that is so diluted with sugar/cream it no longer tastes like coffee, therefore, good.


"its all good."


five days belated, happy birthday                   you.

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